Problem solved

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older
girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would
then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all
the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with
them in the ladies room at 2pm.

They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian
waiting for them. The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for
the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies
did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted
them to witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a
box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and
proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.


Three men, a British, an American and a Malaysian were sitting beside
eachother on a plane. The British started introducing himself to the other two,
"My name is Bond, James Bond."

The American replies,
"My name is Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme".

Not wanting to be left out, the Malaysian added in,
"My name is Agung,
DiPertuan Agung,
Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Yang Maha Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Duli Yang Maha Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung.


Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from Japan. They decided to
become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck",
Chu called himself "Chuck",
Fu decided to return to Japan.

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